Fortune One
New: Jan. 26, 1999
I'm thinking that this is supposed to say "Behind every able man is an able woman", but who knows?
Fortune Two
New: Jan. 26, 1999
Is the Chinese Communist Party or the Borg is trying to tell me something?
Fortune Three
New: May 17, 1999
I'm not sure if anyone would actually say something like this, but I guess it works coming from a fortune cookie.
Fortune Four
New: May. 17, 1999
I got this one at the dinner that my girlfriend broke up with me. Man, that hurts!
Fortune Five
New: Aug. 10, 1999
This one is just a bold faced lie.
Fortune Six
New: Aug. 10, 1999
I followed this advice and got arrested.
Fortune Seven
New: Aug. 10, 1999
It's true, I saw a fortune killed, cooked and eaten yesterday.
Fortune Eight
New: Aug. 10, 1999
Display alright, in a glass case right next to politeness and modesty.
Fortune Nine
New: Aug. 10, 1999
If this fortune is sarcastic, I'm in trouble.
Fortune Ten
New: Aug. 10, 1999
I guess now I just have to buy the book. (Courtesy of Van)
Fortune Eleven
New: Aug. 10, 1999
Yeah, my little brother.
Fortune Twelve
New: Aug. 10, 1999
Nice, but they didn't accept this coupon at the GAP.
Fortune Thirteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Ew! This one has food stains on it.
Fortune Fourteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Instructions from the cannibals on the Titanic.
Fortune Fifteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Not really a fortune, is it? It just seems to be passing the buck to another fortune cookie. Very lazy.
Fortune Sixteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
I was quite happy when I got this fortune. Little did I know that it was refering to a deranged STALKER!
Fortune Seventeen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
This is what they told that poor Elian Gonzalez kid.
Fortune Eighteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
This one sounds good, except when you're having Trouble with Tribbles.
Fortune Nineteen
New: Feb. 26, 2000
After eating my partner, I agreed. Too rich.
Fortune Twenty
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Great! Now all I have to do is sit here and do nothing, and I'll be RICH! (right?)
Fortune Twenty-one
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Yeah, but you wouldn't think so just by looking at me.
Fortune Twenty-two
New: Feb. 26, 2000
I got this one just after I finished a fourth helping at the local all you can eat chinese food buffet. I took it as a good sign that it was OK to go and get fifths.
Fortune Twenty-three
New: Feb. 26, 2000
I tried this one out in class. Take my word for it, it doesn't work. I still don't have a clue what that prof. was talking about.
Fortune Twenty-four
New: Feb. 26, 2000
This one works fine, until those people on the subway yell at you to stop staring at them.
Fortune Twenty-five
New: Feb. 26, 2000
After I showed this to my boss, I realized that there were some very serious spelling mistakes in this fortune cookie.
Fortune Twenty-six
New: Feb. 26, 2000
This was a very polite hint to leave the all you can eat buffet I was hanging out at.
Fortune Twenty-seven
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Mmm.. the fortune cookie around this one was soooo good.
Fortune Twenty-eight
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Sure... and it's called insider trading!
Fortune Twenty-nine
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Should being the key word here. Everything sounds nice, in theory.
Fortune Thirty
New: Feb. 26, 2000
Which honour? Oh, just some great one, or something.
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